Saturday, August 1, 2009
Haha, i love you, char. I love saporta. I want Hot Mess. I think my favourite might still be the world has its shine, or one day robots will cry, maybe the soft soft jersey one on while the city sleeps. The lyrics for hot mess (song) are: you're a hot mess, hot damn, let me make you my boo, you're a hot mess and im falling for you, or something. wtf? wake up, saporta, you're not writing rap. but i am kind-of-very loyal to the cobras. oh, by the way, today i realized i know the lyrics to SOS, as in jonai sos. ooh/this is an sos/dont wanna second guess/this is the bottom line//it's true/i gave (something something) you/now my heart's in two/and i can't find the other half//it's like im walking on broken glass/lalalala. did nick and miley share notes? "my heart is in two... and its all because of you." a song i am starting to write :) i stop here. back to hot mess. i love saporta, even if he looks like a hairy potato and not a hot ripped stud in the first potato on his fyeah page. his voice is super sort of distinctive to me, like patrick or brendon urie (however you spell brendon brendan brenbren) or haley williams or um, whatever other pop punk heroes i've obsessed over at one point or another. maybe johnohhh, but i've never had to test that. i love it when i hear a song and i go, hey, that sounds like paramore, and it is paramore (when decode first came out) and i am happy later (: i love daisy. sunlight, sunshine/all for you, my daisy. so sweet. i fucking love johnohhh. i just realized that pete was really short legs. really.
the person who made the image really has too much free time and too many fangirl pictures. she has, however, reignited my love for joe the fro, and all others who wield the jewfro, namely, saporta. who is hispanic, but has a jewfro anyway. don't question the jewfro. oof, shoot shag (or shack or whatever) marry pat, garret and john. i'd do what the person answered the question said, which was shoot pat, shag garret and marry john. i would've shot garret, actually, but pat has an annoying face and i found this.
how could i shoot john's brother????? i love john ohhh.
omg. reading that story about john made my life. i’ve met him several times and he is the sweetest person in the world. why can’t every guy be so adorable inside and out? does he realize what he does to us? oh my god. anyways, when i saw them at warped he talked to my friend on the phone and was like “hi..it’s john…from the maine” and then i got to meet him after the signing and i was like can i meet you after the show? and he was like sure do you want a picture now? and i melted and it was so nice because they literally had to go on that minute. after the show he was consoling this girl who passed out and he was giving her hugs and being so nice to her i wanted to die. ok bye :)
i've read that last bit before! the part from going right after the show! where???? but i love johnohhh. he is the bestestestest. did i unfollow him? i will check. i think i would recognize his voice. ohhh, john ohhh. into your arms video. def lepard cover. mm. well, i can't recognize johnohhh like this. not in the least. can't stop, won't stop, i must be dreaming. i love the maine. i don't want to stop love the maine. fucking perfectest boy band ever because they have johnohhh! john ohhh! who only posts trying-to-be-artistic-and-actually-kind-of-succeeding scenic photos holy shit thats a lot of ants. um, real life, not john ohhh. grossss. oh only scenic pictures and a picture of a really cute shar pei!
ahhh, johnohhh! HAHAHAHAHA JOHNOHHH HAS DREADS FOR ARMPIT HAIR. or was that a joke? whatever, i still think it's funny. haha i love kennedy too. i think. rumours = garret + pat = assholes, john + kennedy + jared = really sweet. honestly, i have no clue, but johnohhh has to be sweet, or at least have the guts to write sweet songs. oh no, so sad, i forgot all their names! i mean, i remember what they look like, and i remember john and pat and if you told me their names, i would tell you if they were in the band, and then oh no D:
KID JOHN! sad there aren't that many pics on fyeahjohnohhh.i just realized johnohh sounds a little like nick santino. i feel so well educated in this scene. i don't wanna move to indie/obscure bands! nooo! i want to love you! even though that was actually akon, but i remember johnohhh, NOT akon!!!
if john wasn’t in the band what do you think he would be doing? cause he seems really smart so it makes me wonder.
I think he’d just be in college like a normal twenty year old :)
JOHNOHHH'S ONLY 20??? 21 this year. oooh. haha im loving this.
So I went to warped with my 11 year old sister and when she met Johno he stared at her and went “I feel really tall compared to you” then he laughed and they took a picture and everyone went “Aww!” It was so adorable. Then I talked to Johno for like a minute because there was so many girls. We took a picture and I asked for a hug. Then my sister was about to go and he just gave her a hug too! I love Johno
haha. he's 6'2"!!!! That's 1.88, according to imdb (i think i looked at the imdb link, at least) wth!! he towers over me. i know saporta and suaves and guy ripley and ryland are super tall.
a little story about when I first met the Maine :)So it was at my favorite venue (the Chameleon Club in Lancaster Pennsylvania, if you were wondering…ha), when they were on the Secret Valentine tour. I always go to the venue early in the day just so I can go to my favorite restaurant (this ahhhhh-mazing Mexican place called Senorita Burrita) and it just happens that it’s literally right across the street from the Chameleon. So every now and then when you get there early, a band will come in and you get to meet them. I was there with my friend Kara and we had just ordered our burritos when Kara goes, “Holy balls.”I turned around and just gave her a funny look and she was like, “The Maine just came in…” She was all calm and said it like it was the most normal thing you could ever see, haha. It was funny because we really didn’t know what to do at first, we were just standing there waiting for our food so we could go and sit down (Senorita Burrita is like Panera Bread where you order, they make it, than you have to pick it up at the counter.) We just kept looking over the guys every now and then as they ordered and sat down. I could tell that they were wondering if we were gonna go all fan girl on them, ahaha. We didn’t :) So we were just standing there and for some reason their food came up before ours (grrrr) and John and Jared walked over to the counter (which we were standing right next to) and by this time Kara and I were actually in a very thrilling conversation about our love for Swedish Fish. And out of no where, Jared just turned to us and said, “Hi guys, I’m Jared,” and smiled. We said hello and introduced ourselves and John did the same. We were talking for a little bit and than Jared asked us if we wanted to eat with them and of course we said no. Ha, justttttt kidding :) So we got our food and sat down with them.It’s kind of funny now that I think back on it because I was so comfortable with them. It was like I’d known them forever :) But I really didn’t say that much I just calmly ate my burrito and listened to everyone’s conversations around me. We had just gotten done eating when John, who was sitting next to me, turned to me. He said, “Why are you being so quiet, we don’t bite,” and he smiled that ahhh-mazing crooked smile. Which made me laugh a little and I told him that I was usually a really talkative and bubbly person, but I was going through a rough time and I was a bit down. And he asked me what was wrong so I told him that my aunt and uncle were getting divorced and that my grandfather had just passed away 2 weeks before. And like the ridiculously emotional person that I am, I got all teary eyed and John just gave me this huge hug. And I said, “What was that for?” and he smiled and said, “You seem like you’re really hurting right now and whenever I’m really hurting I always need a big hug. So I thought I’d give you one.” And it was just soooo sweet and amzing. So after that I loosened and we spent the next hour just talking to them and hanging out. Plus we saw them after the show again when we were signing and John saw me and went, “Emmaaaaaa!” really loud and gave me another big hug. I got many death glares, haha. So I thought that I would share the sweetest moment in my whole life with you :)I’m sorry if that was really long haha :)
i love this girl, it's like she's writing a fictionpress story. johnohhh has to be fictional. is his middle name cornelious, like for real? tomorrow i will compile a list of all fangirl worthy guys birthdays. nick santino and his uncle jesse hair count. i just spent an hour fangirling. i swear i have a fever, im totally sick. how do people take such clear pictures in the pit? insane.
If you use, you’re useless.--Johnohhh
im alternating between think tank (blur) and the maine's myspace (john o'callaghan is sexaaaay). this feels so good. i really need to pee now, so good night.
YOURS,
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